If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
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Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
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I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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