Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
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It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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