The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
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So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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