So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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