I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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