At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
He has the fingertips of a God
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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