her vagine was all disorganized.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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