We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I love you. Go after that dick
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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