We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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