in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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