hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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