ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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