ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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