me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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