is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
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I think your husband is breaking up with me...
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
He did a backflip because drugs
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