I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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