that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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