I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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