went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
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Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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