I have demons in me.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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