Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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