If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
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On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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