My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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