I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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