i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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