Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize