its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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