Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
