Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
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