Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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