We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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