I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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