I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
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I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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