the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i used baking grease as lip gloss
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
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I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
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he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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