i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
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So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
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I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
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