i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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