I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I need moral support for this bender
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
