Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
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I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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