absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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