lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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