Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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