actually, I'm a sock model
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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