she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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