If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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