So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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