He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
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His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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