i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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