sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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