Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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