i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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