Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Randomize