never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I showed him my bush... on skype.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
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