So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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