You're so nebulous sometimes
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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