I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
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Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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