i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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