Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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